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ALIENS

29

There's ONE painfully obvious way to kill any alien and you're staring right at it. It's just that simple!

February

Dates: leap day at the very stroke of midnight

Total Duration: 33 seconds

the truth is a joke
Gigi Swift's Advanced Placement Next Level Studies 


Feel like life is meaningless? Want to prepare for the inevitable? Resist ordinary life and dying prematurely by learning how to take advantage of the time you have left. Welcome to Apocalypse Training 101 or any number of our other life saving classes. You never know when you'll need to hot wire a Prius to outrun a hoard of zombie house pets. 

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