APOCALYPSE TRAINING 101

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JUNE

Learn the basics — boarding windows, finding fresh water, nuclear fallout protocols, knife sharpening, how to go vegan, hotwiring, sex, cobbling...

Dates: SUMMER

Total Duration: 100 Hours

Level: Beginners

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the truth is a joke

Gigi Swift's Advanced Placement Next Level Studies 

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Feel like life is meaningless? Want to prepare for the inevitable? Resist ordinary life and dying prematurely by learning how to take advantage of the time you have left. Welcome to Apocalypse Training 101 or any number of our other life saving classes. You never know when you'll need to hot wire a Prius to outrun a hoard of zombie house pets.