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BIO

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After forgetting French at the age of four, Gigi realized she needed to do something to backup her memory in a permanent sphere. So she created the internet. A land where she could share her memory with folks all over the map, hopefully establishing its permanence in the minds of individuals in every dimension.

the truth is a joke
Gigi Swift's Advanced Placement Next Level Studies 
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Feel like life is meaningless? Want to prepare for the inevitable? Resist ordinary life and dying prematurely by learning how to take advantage of the time you have left. Welcome to Apocalypse Training 101 or any number of our other life saving classes. You never know when you'll need to hot wire a Prius to outrun a hoard of zombie house pets. 

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