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SATIREVERITAS

ZOMBIES

WEEKENDS

This course is evolving, but the basic gist is DON'T DATE THEM. Or touch them.

Level: Advanced

Total Duration: Limitless

03:00am - 12:00am

the truth is a joke
Gigi Swift's Advanced Placement Next Level Studies

Feel like life is meaningless? Want to prepare for the inevitable? Resist ordinary life and dying prematurely by learning how to take advantage of the time you have left. Welcome to Apocalypse Training 101 or any number of our other life saving classes. You never know when you'll need to hot wire a Prius to outrun a hoard of zombie house pets.

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